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Author Archives: darlakay

Toilet Paper, Yeah, Toilet Paper

I am starting to find this toilet paper controversy a little annoying. Which way should the roll go on? Why does anyone care? I can’t really tell a difference either way. I think anyone who cares is just looking for something to complain about. Here’s the solution. When the toilet paper roll is empty, instead … Continue reading »

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Thanksgiving Pie!

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In My Honest Opinion

The phrase “in my honest opinion” is such a redundancy, and I can’t understand how it’s gained such popular use. Of course whatever you have just stated is your own opinion and not someone else’s whose opinion is different from your own. Who would do that? Honest opinions are even worse. Do you really need … Continue reading »

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Stupid Walmart Deli

What is with those damn Walmart deli workers. There are three of them behind the counter. One is furiously writing in a very important looking ledger. It looks like one is counting chickens or something, and the third is just running around, trying to look busy. No one will acknowledge that I’m standing at the … Continue reading »

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OK, Wow!

I have this blog set up at my own domain. I can think of it as real now. I can’t wait to tell you about all the stuff I think about all day! Like if I were to figure up which food I’ve have eaten the most of in my life by weight, it would … Continue reading »

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Weekly Photo Challenge: Through

Benjamin at the Washington County Fair

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Crisp Sheets

What’s the deal with “crisp sheets”, wanting to crawl into bed between nice, clean, crisp sheets? Clean is good, but crisp? When I’m thinking sleep, I’m thinking soft. Why would I want to sleep on something crispy? I might as well be sleeping on a layer of lightly baked cheese flavored crackers. Crisp should be … Continue reading »

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The Space Bag

I just saw this commercial for this thing called a Space Bag. It’s one of those “buy it on TV in the next ten minutes and get another one free” kind of infomercials. You can stuff them full of some pile of crap you have lying around, suck the air out with the vacuum, and … Continue reading »

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Parade

Small Town Parade Cub scouts, horses, and tractors 10:00 AM The high school band Handfuls of candy thrown into the grass Trading with strangers, Smarties for Tootsie Rolls Kid who goes to school with your best friend’s kid Floats that are flatbed trailers filled with county princesses and politicians Smiling, handing out buttons Biscuits and … Continue reading »

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Project planning

Yeah, I can find all the cool, free iPhone apps for project planning, to do lists, organizing my life with check boxes, all of that… Lists teaming with plans and ideas and dreams. But, ya know, I just don’t do them…

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